ok, yeah, we are a stones throw away from April 1st All Fools Day but what i had from First Direct via Twitter totally beggars belief…
Banking has changed face over the course of the last 20 years from providing a monetary nanny service to being the dominatrix bitch of selling any amount of add-on services in an attempted to quell the shareholders’ and corporations massive purse. That’s just the way o the world these days baby, sad but true. I never thought it would ‘cum’ to this though.
In fairness First Direct’s Twitter account has obviously/hopefully fallen foul of a hacker out there in this rootin tootin rollercoaster of a ride that we call cyberspace but bloomin heck! Could only have been funnier should it have come from a Barclay’s Banker…
the tweet read…. ‘hey, i’ve been having better sex and longer with this here…(a url i am not gonna facsimile, check your spam email folder for examples, you get the message)’. Thus directing First Direct’s twitter followers to a site for ‘Viagpure’ and a promise to the end of a certain kind of dysfunction amongst other ‘things’.
Disclaimer : any financial or sexual service mentioned, inadvertently advertised or inferred within this blog has not been tested, approved, verified and is no way endorsed by a munkiebum, honest guv’nor!
